59 taunts · AoE3: DE 100.19.18309
Taunts
The game's 59 chat taunts by number, in the order of its taunt list (tauntdata.xml), which the game shows as "[ Taunt N ] - text". Taunt 1 is "Yes.", taunt 2 "No.".
| No. | Taunt |
|---|---|
| 1 | Yes. |
| 2 | No. |
| 3 | I need food. |
| 4 | I need wood. |
| 5 | I need coin. |
| 6 | Do you have extra resources? |
| 7 | I have extra food. |
| 8 | I have extra wood. |
| 9 | I have extra coin. |
| 10 | Meet here. |
| 11 | Are you ready? |
| 12 | I need help! |
| 13 | Attack now! |
| 14 | Upgrade your trade route. |
| 15 | Wololo. |
| 16 | I'm in your base, killing your dudes. |
| 17 | Check in your wallet. That's me on the dollar bill. |
| 18 | I believe that makes me your daddy. |
| 19 | El-Oh-El, I am R-Oh-Tee-Eff-El. (Laugh out Loud, I am Rolling on the Floor Laughing.) |
| 20 | Aren't you becoming quite the little problem. |
| 21 | (Laughter) |
| 22 | This will give me cred, street cred! |
| 23 | Hey, shut your pie hole! |
| 24 | I'll take that trade. |
| 25 | You sit on the computer all day playing! You know nothing of hard life! |
| 26 | Really? Such a noob. |
| 27 | Ask not for whom the timer ticks. It ticks for thee. |
| 28 | (Alternate laughter) |
| 29 | Check in your pocket. The quarter is me, too. |
| 30 | Where is my mother? |
| 31 | (Charge bugle call) |
| 32 | Believe it, little boy! |
| 33 | Zing! |
| 34 | Thank you. |
| 35 | Too slow cheri! |
| 36 | Help is on the way. |
| 37 | Checking your email? |
| 38 | Why are you picking on me? |
| 39 | Are you still there? |
| 40 | I have not lost yet! |
| 41 | Can you hold them alone? |
| 42 | *Sigh* |
| 43 | Excellent work, men! |
| 44 | Wait just a minute, old man! |
| 45 | Is that what you call a raid?? |
| 46 | Silence! |
| 47 | Vive le empereur! |
| 48 | Oh dear! |
| 49 | You're delaying the inevitable. |
| 50 | There you are— |
| 51 | It is time to quit. |
| 52 | I am not the only one around here who stinks. |
| 53 | What is this new nonsense? |
| 54 | I will take that as a compliment. |
| 55 | What is the delay? |
| 56 | Excellent. |
| 57 | It seems I have much to learn. |
| 58 | You lie. |
| 59 | Be patient, my friend. |